Step One: condition your body to the idea of yoga by wearing yoga pants consistently for two weeks. Sidenote: Generally Zoom conference calls only display the top half of your body.
Step Two: place yoga mat in plain sight – somewhere it’s easily seen as you pop on your second skin. Sidenote: tripping is a real hazard, place with caution.
Step Three: cue up Cosmic Kids (the Frozen edition) and let a toddler win the “who can do Frozen yoga the longest” contest. Sidenote: this YouTube video is no joke.
Step Four: scroll the Target app looking yoga pants in cheery colors and available for drive-up delivery. Sidenote: no one wants black yoga pants and everyone wants cheery colored yoga pants.
Step Five: commit to 10 minutes of yoga per day…starting tomorrow. Sidenote: I’m not doing yoga tomorrow.